1. trogdorthe-burninator:

    daves-applejuice:

    qodtiers:

    i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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    why are they in a cage?

    otherwise they’ll eggscape

    (Source: tsunbeare, via swagfgtyolo)

  2. kenteehee:

    ♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

    (Source: weheartit.com, via mental-suicide)

  3. unclefather:

    brokendildo:

    what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

    i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

    (via if-i-wanted-to-die)

  4. Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

    (via hated-and-helpless)

  5. Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)

    • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
    • Skin: Do you tan easily?
    • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
    • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
    • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
    • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
    • Windpipe: Do you sing?
    • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
    • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
    • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
    • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
    • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
    • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
    • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
    • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
    • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
    • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
    • Back: Are you a virgin?
    • Hips: Do you like to dance?
    • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
    • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
    • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
    • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
    • Brain: Anything you want to ask
  6. dobraeva:

    *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

    (Source: khione, via wildhearty)

  7. sadhacker:

    i love physical touch. like not even kissing and stuff just like. sitting next to each other with our arms touching or our legs overlapping or walking next to each other with our arms brushing i love knowing im real i love existing with people i love it

    (Source: moonofficial, via what-a-catastrophe)

  8. I want to diet. And exerciser. And lose 50 pounds. And not eat dinner. And stay inside and doing nothing.

  9. unendingly:

    sext

    (via unwronged)